TOOTH FAIRY HUSH MONEY

My daughter just lost her second tooth. 

On an average day, there are a number of things that you take for granted, that if you took a minute to focus on would freak you the fuck out.

For instance, how do caterpillars turn into butterflies.  I KNOW.  But how does it really happen.  It makes ZERO sense.

Or:  does it ever bother you to see a particularly content dog?  I mean, that dumb dog doesn’t know ANYTHING about the internet.  And yet he sits there on top of the world, happy as a clam!  DON’T get me started on clams.

So on a normal day, I am not forced to consider how it is that we humans grow a full set of teeth only to grow new ones underneath those teeth as we grow.  IT’S DISGUSTING AND WRONG.

In a way, the Tooth Fairy is paying hush money to my daughter so I don’t have to think about it anymore.  ”Here kid, take the money and let’s forget this ever happened.”