My wife: [table squeaks, sounding like a fart]
My daughter: You farted!
My wife: I didn’t fart!
My daughter: Then dad did!
Me: I didn’t either! Maybe you farted!
My daughter: No, I didn’t fart!
Me: Well, you know what they say: “You denied it, you supplied it.”
My daughter: HAHAHAHAHAHA.
All: (pause)
My daughter: What does “denied it” mean?
Me: Said you didn’t do it.
My daughter: What does “supplied it” mean?
Me: That you gave it.
My daughter: (pause) HAHAHAHAHAHA
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